RP Servants Quarters
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He got out his sketchbook and stub of a pencil, and began to draw. At first the lines made no sense, but over a few minutes they formed a frame, and then a face, and then a body, and then a person. Camellia, that moonlight girl. Her face still floated about in his mind. Everything seemed dull and average now that he had witnessed her goddess-like beauty.
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Yeah it was a well good drawing. The Camellia on the paper was pretty much exactly as he drew her. Like she was made of pencil.
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How nice for him. What a time to be alive.
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He sang a mountain ditty to the tune of 'She'll be coming round the mountain'.
A: Theres an elf in the forest doo-wa-hey
An elf in my forest doo-wa-hey
I can't believe my eyes
She was so hot I cry
Theres an elf in my forest doo-wa-hey
A: Theres an elf in the forest doo-wa-hey
An elf in my forest doo-wa-hey
I can't believe my eyes
She was so hot I cry
Theres an elf in my forest doo-wa-hey
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This summoned the ancient forest spirit of Rootamuna, displeased at this mortal boy mooning over a hot bitch that he'd claimed for himself.
R: YOU WISH TO CHALLENGE ME FOR THE RIGHT TO THE BOOTY OF CAMELLIA?
R: YOU WISH TO CHALLENGE ME FOR THE RIGHT TO THE BOOTY OF CAMELLIA?
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Camellia was transported into the room, completely nude except for a conveniently placed leaf that shielded her lips from view - I shall leave which lips to your imagination, reader.
C: Thou must joust for my affections.
Her words were muffled by the leaf. Whoops.
C: Thou must joust for my affections.
Her words were muffled by the leaf. Whoops.
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A: I have never jousted before, fair maiden.
Anthony picked up his jousty pole.
Anthony picked up his jousty pole.
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C: Nay, thou must joust with thine sperm straw!
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Anthony nodded.
A: That is the only way.
He stripped, revealing his meat shaft.
A: That is the only way.
He stripped, revealing his meat shaft.
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Rootamuna did the same, unsheathing his almost trunk.
C: Joust!
She declared, and Rootamuna did a little boxer skip thing towards Anthony, smacking his small pole with his almighty green shaft.
C: Joust!
She declared, and Rootamuna did a little boxer skip thing towards Anthony, smacking his small pole with his almighty green shaft.
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Anthony thrusted forwards, attacking him with a jab of justice from his flesh baton.
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Rootamuna growled and pumped his pork pole, growing protective bark as he became fully erect. Camellia gasped and almost fainted.
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Anthony felt inferior, and allowed his own miracle staff to grow to it's full size, about the same size as THE EIFFEL TOWER.
A: WE ARE NOW IN FRANCE.
A: WE ARE NOW IN FRANCE.
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Millie was there, as was Peter, stepping out of a fromagerie, laden with brie. Rootamunda thrust continuously, battering Anthony with his log.
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He took a beating, shaking as his truth stick erupted with mystical sparkles.
A: EXPECTO PATRONUM.
A: EXPECTO PATRONUM.
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Rootamunda was blasted back, knocking Millie over and completely ruining her fashion shot. Camellia ran over and hopped aboard Anthony's love train.
C: I am won, sweet Anthony, thine mighty willy hath bested Rootamunda!
C: I am won, sweet Anthony, thine mighty willy hath bested Rootamunda!
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Anthony kissed her passionately.
A: They call me Sir. Willius, mightiest of the Peni.
A: They call me Sir. Willius, mightiest of the Peni.
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Camellia and Anthony rode off into the sunset as a group clan of assorted dancers assembled to bust out some bitchin' choreography. Camellia rode that truth stick long into the night. Hot damn.
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A single leaf was on the floor.
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